Monday, April 10, 2017

Character's Dirty Secret for H #atozchallenge

Theme: Characters & Their Dirty Little Secrets.

I hope you enjoy today's entry as we feature another secret for your enjoyment, thrills, chills, and possibly appalling reactions. I tried to keep it under 500 words for each day's entry. Come see what we have in store for you today in a fictional character's own words...

You can check out previous secrets from A-Z by clicking here

Hades has a secret...
From the Prowlers & Growlers Boxed set
Story: Hade's Playground

Hades: I’m not sure why my author thought participating in this challenge was a good idea. Even more displeasing is the fact that they want one of my dirty little secrets. How about they tell me one of their dirty secrets instead?

Isis: Just tell them one of your secrets so we aren’t stuck here all day. What could the God of the Underworld possibly have to hide?

Hades: Clowns.

Isis: Clowns?

Hades: Yes. Clowns. They freak me the fuck out. Even a mortal man in a clown suit, with absolutely no powers whatsoever makes me sweat. Creepy little fuckers. Who thought creating clowns would be a good idea? If I ever find the bastard, his eternal torture in the Underworld will be clown demons hunting him down every moment of every day, for eternity.

Isis: Your dirty little secret is you don’t like clowns?

Hades: No, my dirty little secret is I’m utterly terrified of the fuckers. Who would have thought the God of the Underworld would be scared of a man who wears white paint, has a red nose, and the ugliest outfit known to man?

That my dear Isis is my dirty little secret. And if I ever find any clowns in future books because you find this amusing, I will haunt your nightmares. Remember you might be in my mind, but I’m always in yours. Got any fears you’d like to share with the class?

Isis: Erm, no that won’t be necessary.

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  1. Clowns. I hate em. Creepy bastards. Fun post.



    1. My best friend hates them too. thanks for reading and commenting!

  2. LOL, too funny, but not laughing too loud, as I hate the bastards too!

  3. Very funny insight. Shared <3 xo

  4. Ha! So Hades probably doesn't do circuses often. ;)

    ~Patricia Lynne aka Patricia Josephine~
    Story Dam
    Patricia Lynne, Indie Author

    1. That would be Hade's worst nightmare come to life! He may or may not have burned down a few circuses in his time. Okay, he just killed the clowns and any replacements they got...but its only happened once or twice...erm ;)

  5. *dies* I hate clowns....*shifty eyed* but I loved this post!

    1. Giggles. Thanks for commenting

    2. Torie, glad to hear you enjoyed the post! :) Even with hating those creepy clowns! Guess its not just Hades who fears them eh? :)


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